Uber Slow

When you are not getting enough Uber rides.

Today was Uber Slow to the point of pulling my hair out. No money made today!

by Golden029 May 24, 2019

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Dirt Slow

When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.

On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.

by Goddaci August 28, 2018

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A selfish, unaware ass with no respect for anyone else's time. The bane of impatient people, and everyone else's existence, they will walk slower than previously thought possible, making sure to be in the center of the walkway and moving side to side while walking so no one could possibly pass them. They also like to stop in the middle of walkways to talk with friends and to act surprised when you get annoyed and ask them to move. The most efficient way to deal with such people is to (as rudely as possible) tell them to move.

OMG, you're such a slow-walker, move, my grandmother walks faster than you.

by Hahahano54 December 14, 2022

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The slow cream

Instead of nutting all at once, the person in question will slowly release cum over a 10 minute period. Note that the full 10 minutes will be pleasurable.

Yo man, I showed your mom the slow cream last night.

by Creamy1 September 9, 2018

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Slow ghost

Also known as slow ghosting. This is defined as when someone ends a relationship with someone in a longer timeframe than a regular ghosting. This can include girlfriends, boyfriends, bosses, coworkers, realtors, and the like.

Billy totally slow ghosted me over the course of the week. We were supposed to go to O'charleys on Saturday for apps.

by Driiiizyyy September 4, 2019

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