Busted Skunk

1. A particularly haggard or especially unappealing female, that not only is physically off-putting in virtually every aspect, but will often make things worse by making every wrong choice possible when it comes to attire, makeup, and hairstyle. For reference, this individual is a notch below “rode hard and put away wet”, and often looks like they are at the tail end of a 3-day bender or nightmare bachelorette party.

2. Female co-worker, regardless of how they look or their level of attractiveness.
“Damn Bro, I went out yesterday excited AF to see some sweet ass, and the place was full of nothing but busted skunks by the time I showed up!”

“Jeez…who is that busted skunk your sister came in with last night? She had a face like a paper bag full of smashed assholes!”

“This shithole is a little bit busted skunk heavy if you ask me, let’s ditch this turd and go to Applebees.”

“Hey I’m hungry! You busted skunks ready to go eat and get boozed up?”
by SMcGee May 06, 2022
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What the skunk?!

1. What you say when you're just really really gosh darn mad!
2. WHat you say when you lose your marbles!
Aiden: My mom took my hecking PS5! What the skunk?!
Markus: That butthead better give it back to you if she knows what the skunk is good for her!
Garrett: What the SKUNK, Markus?! Don't disrespect women!
by whattheskunkman May 28, 2022
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skunk water

When your diarrhea is so bad that the smell of it causes people in nearby rooms to describe it as a dead animal must have come out of your ass.

“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”
“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”
by JoJo Dancer June 27, 2018
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Skunk Ass

The rancid smell radiating from someones dirty asshole.
I was tongue punching my missus last night and she had some serious skunk ass!
by Turks 2019 March 13, 2019
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skunk bitch

a girl that talks a lot of shit and has vaginitis
that bitch talk hella shit. but she smells like a skunk bitch.
by lawquizox September 30, 2020
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Drown the skunk

I just ate some bad Chinese food, now I have to go drown the skunk.
by Green Panda King November 07, 2017
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blaze skunk

the obscure, uber cool way to say "smoke marijuana"
Do you blaze skunk?
by padrino1 February 05, 2014
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