October-December. The summer fling is over, maybe one last drunken Halloween hookup before it's time to cozy up next to someone else for the winter time, to avoid having to find someone at a bar in the snowy/muddy/rainy weather or having to be once again alone over the holidays just to face your family asking you for the millionth time why you are still single, if you will ever find someone and settle down.
"I don't want to go out, it's raining and cold and I'd much rather stay inside and watch a movie, but I don't want to be alone.." "It's your own damn fault that you didn't put in the effort during coupling season!"
by midwestern_life June 6, 2018
Get the coupling seasonmug. When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!
When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.
by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019
Get the Seasonal Merchmug. The act of receiving head only during the summer and winter solstices or spring and fall equinoxes. It is used as an act of abstinence or is used by those in tune with the changing of seasons.
by Fried_Sauerkraut October 22, 2019
Get the seasonal headmug. When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.
" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick
by N O G October 24, 2017
Get the seasoned yolkmug. you find a nice pen on the ground and you pick it up and put it in your pocket and say "chump season!"
by Papa Whale December 16, 2011
Get the chump seasonmug. Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.
I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.
by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018
Get the sharking seasonmug. The first few weeks of the new year where old flames text, call or email wanting to see "how you've been....." They are sniffing you out to see if you would be open to another round of whatever you had in the past. Wise people will keep it moving and see it for what it is.
Friend 1: I just got 5 texts in 3 days from different guys I dated last year.....What is going on?
Friend 2: It's sniffing season....best to keep it moving.....
Friend 2: It's sniffing season....best to keep it moving.....
by KMGTEXAS January 10, 2014
Get the sniffing seasonmug.