The act of breaking a black womans (or mans) legs, and bending them behind their head during intercourse for deeper penetration. Cumming on them afterwards will lead to a Black Salted Pretzel.
My dick was to big for her pussy and his Asshole so I broke their legs and had myself a Black Pretzel
by Hubblegotchu December 1, 2019

The wrapping up of a female and filling all of her all of her holes by three separate guys, and eventually covering her in your warm sticky sauce.
by Dick McTugNuts September 4, 2018

A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel
by Cragnon March 7, 2024

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.
by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019

In storytelling or conversations: this phenomenon is when someone doesn't go straight to the point. Instead, they go over and over about various contexts, tangents, and details related (or completely unrelated) to the story, prolonging the journey to reach the ultimate conclusion or main point.
I asked him how he broke up with his ex, he started talking and he keep pretzeling for an hour. at the end turns out he cheated on her.
by DJ DETWEILER January 12, 2024

"She was sitting pretzel-crossed on the floor"
by R0adk!LL June 22, 2022

when you double fold an older lady's leg behinf her head while she thanks you for breaking her back..
the lil old lady was so sweet. felt bad for her so i broke her off a lil some and gave here the portuguese pretzel.
by anonymous May 5, 2025
