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Popsicle Car

The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.
"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"

"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"
by "God damnit Richard!" - Buddah February 9, 2010
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Popsicle Time

A watch or timekeeping device that is embedded with diamonds or other valuable gems.
“Yo, what time is it?”

Popsicle time Biiiiiiitch!”
by Yaminashi420 June 5, 2021
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Midwestern Popsicle

When you put your dick in the snow, come back in, and get a blowjob.
We got 6 inches of snow this weekend, so you know I had to get that Midwestern Popsicle.
by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022
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The Hungarian Popsicle

Authentic Hungarian treat. Creampie a woman’s asshole and smear the leakage on your penis. Dip your lathered meat into a prepped bowl of paprika and have the woman suck you off. Élvezd!
Erzsébet: “Why do you have this bowl of Paprika in your room?”

István: “Would you like a late night snack, you would love the Hungarian Popsicle it is an absolute treat”

Erzsébet: “That sounds delicious, yes please”
by Keeper_of_the_Realm01 August 16, 2022
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Armenian Pleasure popsicles

When you ejaculate onto some popsicles, put the popsicles in the freezer, and then insert said popsicles into a person's anus and then pull out the popsicles and lick them.
I stayed home last night and made some Armenian Pleasure popsicles.
by Unicorn Brad October 27, 2021
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Dirty Popsicle

When the girl is giving a blowjob and she sucks all the cum out of your nutsack.
Tess gave Jack a Dirty Popsicle, till he screamed.
by Christian Dickman December 9, 2017
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Oklahoma popsicle

Oklahoma Popsicle is when you crap inside a stores refrigeration section.

The word was born from a news story of a woman in Oklahoma who reached into a refrigerated case to discover that someone had crapped inside the refrigerator and covered it with the bag of pizza roles.

The phrase was coined by the Mike O’meara show podcast.
A Oklahoma Popsicle could be found in any store all over the US, but it nothing you want to eat.
by Trebor Trams September 17, 2021
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