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Tiny Pony 

Pronounced: "Tie-nee pone-neee."
A tiny pony can refer to anything small, but generally best describes small men or little animals. Tiny pony can also refer to small anatomical parts of a man. "Tiny pony" can be used as a noun or an adjective, to describe something as very small or very cute/precious.
Did you see how short that guy was? What a tiny pony!
Awww, what a precious tiny pony puppy!
That guy I hooked up with last week was hung like a tiny pony.
Tiny Pony by CBizzle12 December 9, 2010
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grease pony 

a slur made by the hit artist Yung Buttpiss
“shut the fuck up you stupid fucking retarded grease pony
grease pony by YungButtpissLover December 14, 2022
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Ridden like a Shetland Pony 

When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...
"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"

"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."

The Mystic Pony 

Slang term for doing meth.
Me: "Hey Dave. Are you riding the mystic pony?"
Dave: "AAAAAAAA;SLHDG;ALSDKJGA;SDLGKJADS;FLKJASDF;LKSJ"
The Mystic Pony by sscheib March 4, 2011

smack the pony 

Vicky: I'm so frustrated!
Rachel: Go smack the pony...

Ride the porcelain pony 

Take an exceptionally good crap.
Ride the porcelain pony by LD June 11, 2004

Thomas Jefferson pony tail

A hairstyle worn by girls with short hair just long enough for an itty bitty pony tail located on the nap of the neck. Looks oddly similar to the pony tails worn by our founding fathers. Most often found on scene chicks.
"Did Rachel cut her already super short scene hair all off?"
"Oh no, just look in back. She's sporting a tiny thomas jefferson pony tail."