Jesus Ponies

Jesus ponies are a joke name for dinosaurs. Many creationists claim that dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible and that they either existed a few thousand years ago and were wiped out by the flood or that they are still around in remote parts of the world unexplored by Westerners. Sara palin has said she believes in Jesus Ponies

Aww look at the dinosaurs...
Dude those are Jesus Ponies.

by A.L.L.People December 2, 2011

pony rider

Not man enough to ride a horse.

Implies weakness or homosexuality.

You sound like a pony rider with that little voice of yours

Those pants are mighty tight...are you a pony rider or something?

by Ed G March 8, 2008

Pony plug

Shoving a horse dildo up your anus

Last night I shoved a pony plug up my ass

by GeneralxLegend May 19, 2016

pony up

An act of pooling everyone's money in the current group together.

Who wants to order a pizza? Everyone who does, pony up!

by Jimmy Ray February 6, 2004

The cotton pony

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

by Cotton Pony Cowgerl May 28, 2009

Pony Phenomenon

When little kid shows become popular among adults and older teens.

First there are all these posts on the show "Friendship is Magic," now "Gravity Falls?" It's a Pony Phenomenon!

by justaperson0000 October 28, 2012

jizz pony

a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.

Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.

by Brandon Dockery December 24, 2008