Pizza in the mud

The phrase or words used to describe a person with bad facial acne eating out an ass

A derogatory statement used to describe a person with a greasy or heavily acne ridden face who looks like shit.

"Damn man, last night was great! I was like a pizza in the mud!"

Omg! Damn that girl looks like a real pizza in the mud!"

by Pierceduppinky January 27, 2015

pizza mogul

An entrepreneurial expert specialising in the Ancient Italian cuisine of Domino's Pizza, and the culinary art of Pizza design. A Pizza Mogul uses their expansive vocabulary of Hashtags to promote their Pizza designs through Social Media.

Arguably the most gifted Domino's Pizza Mogul of the 21st Century goes by the nom de plume #Shakedown. Compared to Matt Damon from Good Will Hunting due to his boyish good looks and remarkable intellect, #Shakedown's greatest Pizza works include, #ShakedownBeefNBaconSlider, #FrickinKickinChicken, and the favourite of the Hipster the #GarlicPrawnDeluxeSupreme.

by The Shakedown May 5, 2015

Pizza Cake

A pizza cake is basically a crepe cake, but instead of crepe, it's pizza

Hey Louie, have you tried pizza cake before? It's so good!

by lowkeyToxicity February 14, 2019

pizza sweat

The pizza equivalent to "meat sweats." Occurs with excess consumption of pizza and you begin to get very hot and sweat.

Tucker: "Don't eat that much pizza you'll get pizza sweats again."
Jason: "It is so hot in here. I think it is too late, the sweating has started!"

by TOBE2020 May 25, 2018

spanish pizza

filling the ass of your victim with slices of pepperoni, spanking it until its red and sore then sucking out the pepperoni

Dude: she told me to give her a spanish pizza so i loaded her ass with pepproni

Dude 2: holy shit i wish i could give her a spanish pizza

by Pizza_Dono April 3, 2017

Scam a Pizza

When instead of ordering a pizza and paying for it, you call back and complain about your "previous experience", all in the hopes of having them send you out a replacement/refund pizza. This should be done sparingly, otherwise if done frequently use different numbers or order at gullible places such as Pizza Hut.

Tim: Wanna throw down on a pizza?

Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.

Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.

Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.

by Mike Schrampfey December 5, 2012

Pizza Shins

The appearance of one's legs, having fallen from a skateboard or bike onto tarmac.

"Dude, what happened to your legs?!"
"I tried for maximum air on a 720 but flipped out and ended up with pizza shins."

by Debagio74 September 10, 2022