Ukrainian Piledriver

When a man knocks a woman unconscious. He then proceeds to build a pulley system on the ceiling of his room. He then ties the woman, by her feet, to the pulley system, slowly pulling her up. at this time, the man, with his penis out, positions himself right below the woman's mouth. He then releases the pulley. Right before the woman's mouth hits his penis, he trusts upwards with his penis, shoving his cock in her mouth and through her neck, impaling her.

"Last night was a disaster. i gave this girl a UP (ukrainian piledriver), and i killed her."

"..........YES!!" (high fives)

by Darryl Harding August 22, 2006

Pledge of Allegiance

That irritating moment in the morning of every school day when we are forced to worship a peice of cloth in the classroom.

"I pledge allegiance to the cloth hanging in the classroom, and to the brainwashin for which it stands, one nation under canada and above mexico." My pledge of allegiance.

by Glokwerk July 21, 2006

Russian Piledriver

a standing "69" with the women facing down. Then right before the man blows his load, he sits down. like a pile driver. the end result best case scenario is a very delightfull orgasm and the girl swallowed. Worst case scenario, an unconsious women, with sperm everywhere.

Man, i gave her the russian piledriver last night.

And?

She was pissed.

by german sniper January 9, 2008

pledge of allegiance

A type of brainwashing invented by the government of the United States and crammed down your throat by schools since preschool. Translated into simpler terms, the pledge means this:

"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."

Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.

Yolanda: "Have you recited the pledge of allegiance today?"
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."

by Jason Q. Dedrickston December 15, 2004

Tombstone piledriver

It is a smack which was introduced by many wrestlers. In this smack one have to turn over the opponent's head between the legs and then have to pull the legs of opponent's upwards so that the opponents head would hang .then you have to be kneel down so that you have to struck opponent's head in the ground.

Undertaker gave tombstone piledriver tp triple h in their match

by Tombstone piledriver August 31, 2016

Army Pile

Term to describe fecal matter that is both green and brown colored.

"Good god man...Looks like there's an army pile in that toilet...Oh man...Vegetasan!!! get that Meekrob outta here!"

by Carlow Motowski October 14, 2004

Guinea Piged

When you shave off all your pubes, keep them under the bed while having sex and proceed to glue the pubes onto her back with your cum.

"Yo Chad how was Stacy in bed last night?"

"Awh dude she was freaky as fuck, I even Guinea Piged her!"
"Dude thats sick no way! I wish my girl would let me do that."

by Bigmitch 679 March 3, 2019