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Plasma Tourist

One who visits multiple plasma donation companies in their area for the purpose of the highest financial payout, rather than stay at the same company for low pay but convenience. Example includes taking advantage of new donor bonuses, then leaving when it ends and waiting for an email to come back for the promise of a higher payout. Some donors will leave (typically six months) to be considered a new donor again - which is not the policy for every company, some will only offer a returning donor bonus. Never assume one will be labelled a new donor.

The opportunity/motive to be a plasma tourist depends on availability of companies in their area, the distance to and from the center, the local supply/demand, the poverty and cost of living conditions of the area, and if the donor is in need of finances sooner than later. Once a donor breaks their ghosting streak by donating, without a bonus, the company typically has no incentive to offer one. It's reasonable to assume plasma companies keep track of how often a donor visits, the pay they receive, and adjust bonuses in their system.

Depending on location/company: Plasma companies will gradually increase their bonus offer every 1-2 months. Ranging from $15-$60 per session, or even $25-200 extra per month. Some will offer a monthly total, while others may offer a single session. If the location is convenient, the donor may accept the base + bonus and decide to donate once or twice more to stay within their minimum acceptable pay.
A plasma tourist involves being enrolled at multiple companies and delaying their visits for the highest pay because their time and health is more valuable than quick cash.
by arandomuserwithtoomuchtime August 15, 2025
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Plasma Bros

When all of your buds head to the clinic to donate blood then immediately hit the bars to get wasted in record time.
Me and the plasma bros always have a shot ready as soon as they pull out the needle at the blood clinic.
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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Phasmophillia

Extreme, even sexual attraction to ghosts, demons, specters, and anything ghost-like.

Origin: me and my dumbass friends on Discord playing Phasmophobia and I came up with the word as a joke, but then it became more. As of January 1st, 2026, I am making this the first ever Phasmophillia entry on Urban Dictionary.
Yo bro, have you seen that one ghost in Phasmophobia?

Yeah bro, she's about to me make me develope a Phasmophillia.
by X_Blackbear January 1, 2026
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doctor pharmacist

A situation where you trust the advice of an under-educated individual of similiar professions.
"I went to get my goider looked at, I gave them the ol' doctor pharmacist and popped it myself"
by doctor8 January 30, 2008
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PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome)

Having an enemy attach a plasma grenade to your face during deathwatch play in any of the XBox Halo game series.
I was right in the middle of a kill streak that abruptly ended with a case of PGFS (Plasma Grenade Face Syndrome) courteous of hgnryGenghis and his plasma grenade.
by hngryGenghis September 29, 2010
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arse pharmacist

some one that cures arse pains after anal sex
tom had anal sex so he got his arse pharmacist to lick it better
by that guy that defies shit June 19, 2011
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National Pharmacy Technician Day

Today is actually a holiday to celebrate how awesome JOSHUA MICHAEL KAVAN is. The name is just a cover up so the world won't go insane because the holiday is that amazing. People lie and say is national pharmacy technician day because no one gives a fuck about that. So put on your party hats and celebrate joshua michael kavan is amazing day!!!!
joshua michael kavan is way better then national pharmacy technician day.
by fackfacktime October 25, 2011
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