guy1: hey did you pull a tony parker on my wife?
guy2: no of course not, you are my bro
guy1: then why did my wife pussy taste like your dick
guy2: no of course not, you are my bro
guy1: then why did my wife pussy taste like your dick
by fassdasdf December 7, 2021

Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.
People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!
People Parker: *parks right next to her*
Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
People Parker: *parks right next to her*
Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....
by MeTheTree December 11, 2006

by Irish egg snakdkjfwn March 23, 2021

A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .
Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.
Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.
Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!
Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.
Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!
by Nigga Fascist June 10, 2017

by MrBigPenisOfEngland November 22, 2021

Someone with nothing interesting in their lives so they try and find out about others' lives. Simply put, they are probably Stonemason spies seeing if people know their secrets.
by r-supreme July 6, 2019

Andi D.
by Larry Josh December 13, 2018
