Lucky oyster

Sticking 11 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 12 !

I visited grandma today and scored my self a lucky oyster.

by Sneakywalks May 7, 2020

Nebraska Oyster

(Noun) Oysters that are almost sure to get someone sick. Given that Nebraska is far from the ocean it’s difficult to get fresh oysters making bacteria common.

Seth couldn’t make it tonight because he wasn’t feeling well. I think it was those Nebraska Oysters he ate yesterday.

by Wallacé May 16, 2023

The oyster

When you cum into a girls ear and have you or someone else suck it out like a oyster shot

Me and these two girls last night did the oyster?

by SloppyPuss April 18, 2020

Oyster Shocker

After unleashing a hellacious load inside her vagina you proceed to finger blast that load even deeper.

Tom felt he didn’t get his load deep enough so he hit her with an oyster shocker!

by BigPine007 December 10, 2019

Eating Oysters

giving somebody head in the ocean till ejaculation. Do not with citrus!

Last vacation in La Martinique I ate Oysters with Kuhmai in the night. I had Sand anywhere.<<
I was eating Oysters on Malta and got flown away by the shore.

by Ozymandijan October 19, 2025

oyster south

Two men spooning with the little spoon tucked in a ball like a pearl with his butt getting slightly penetrated

Them two were oyster south all night

by Dawg6892 March 21, 2025

Rocky Mountain Oysters

So you' re doing a few lines of peruvian flake, bolivian baking soda, cuban cocaine, which still just cocaine, and you frantically reach for a tissue, blow your nose and half the 8ball is gleaming back at you from inside the biological weapon of snot you just produced....well congratulations, you hold in your hand some grade - A - Rocky Mountain Oyster

'alright bro, gonna whip up a quick batch of rocky mountain oysters in your bathroom sink, and then lets finish this ball. I'n Dr. Rockzo and I love, c-c-cocaine.'
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by acidhead420 September 13, 2023