Baa Lamb

A Baa Lamb is a Lamb born before March,
The term originated from Wales.

"Lambs? But it's only February?"
"Awh look at the little baa lambs!"

by G-God January 26, 2017

Dismemberment of a lamb

A porno film starring John and Lorena Bobbitt, based on silence of the lambs.

Dismemberment of a lamb combined a porno and a horror film, but it wasn't really scary or funny, it also wasn't a serious movie. It was just a guy getting partly butchered on camera, no more, no less.

Lawyer- This motherfucker sent a DVD of her cutting off John Bobbitt's penis to my house, and my daughter was the first one to watch it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

Lamb hands

A country expression meaning 'to be clumsy'. Usually referring to somebody who spills a beer.

Look at ol' Lamb Hands over here, he just knocked over another beer!

by Carl Williams November 17, 2022

But how often does the lamb shake its tail?!

What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".

Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

lambs to the cosmic slaughter

A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.

Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"

Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"

by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025

Carter Lamb

He's overall pretty cool, but can be a dickhead at times. Definately a cool guy once you get to know him. Usually likes sports and acting gay when he's usually the straightest guy in the room.

Stop pulling a carter, Stop Cartering. You're being a Carter Lamb.

by Calamity117 September 22, 2023

jessica lamb

A girl who is very good at softball and basketball! Very intelligent and honest. Has brown eyes and brown hair. She is So beautiful and will be your best friend if u treat her right. She is a good fighter, and can knock anyone out. She prefers to hang with boys bc she believes girls are bitches. She’s attracted to boys with black or brown hair, blue or brown eyes, abs and has ear piercings.

Jessica Lamb is so beautiful and intelligent.

She gets all the guys uggg

by 1234marie May 14, 2019