Floor Gnome

One who does all to most activities on the floor; including but not limited to: Sleeping, computer, eating, tv, laughing, being tickled, MMORPGS, getting hammered, being tricky, telling stories, getting tooth aches, heavy breathing, not breathing, joking, Call of Duty, masturbating, and of course, living.

Dave: Pete, let's go get a job.
Pete: No.
Dave: All you do is lay in the floor.
Pete: I'd rather play Call of Duty.
Dave: You're being a total Floor Gnome.
Pete: Fuck you.

by Colton Hayworth December 9, 2011

floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006

floor fashion

The clothing style of putting on whatever is on your floor. Usually done when one is in a depressive mental state or for other reasons don't care about what clothes they're wearing

Guy 1: hey, have you changed clothes this week?
Guy 2: I'm too depressed, it's been floor fashion for me recently

by IAmAlexis November 23, 2020

Floor Spice

The residue left on a food item when it has fallen on the floor.

His pizza fell on the floor; he ate it floor spice and all.

by bringash February 29, 2016

Floor whore

Someone who is always on a floor. They perfer to sleep on the floor than in a bed. If they can be on the floor, they most likely will be on the floor.

"God look at Isaac. He's on the floor again even though there's a chair right there. What a floor whore!"

by Robustandcrusty May 6, 2016

amine floor

the floor of amine's room in amines house that has nails on it

Yo, watch out, he got amine floor!

by Mcdoossmuncher57 October 20, 2023

Floor Focus

When you get high, but have to go out to people, and you can't focus on anything except the floor.

- You seen this dude? He ain't nothing but floor focused.

by MosoumuPirsyr May 24, 2019