Dallas Cowboys fan: fcuk u guys!!! we won 5 super boals!!!!1!!!
Philadelphia Eagles fan: Hey asstard, you haven't gotten anywhere close since '97.
New York Giants fan: And we kicked your asses the only time we faced you in the playoffs. Guess who won the Super Bowl that year.
Cowboys fan: ...sad face.
Philadelphia Eagles fan: Hey asstard, you haven't gotten anywhere close since '97.
New York Giants fan: And we kicked your asses the only time we faced you in the playoffs. Guess who won the Super Bowl that year.
Cowboys fan: ...sad face.
by Jesus Christ hates the Cowboys June 03, 2009
Stylish western wear and accessories, such as belt buckles, expensive boots, ties or custom western shirts. First noted in June, 2006 cover of Cowboy & Indians magazine.
Billy had his cowboy snap on from head to toe: If his dancing didn't dazzle the girls, his outfit surely would.
by Cowboy Tom May 26, 2006
When in the doggy style position and waving your hand in the air like you are twirling a rope in your hand.
by Ace 2517 April 24, 2007
This style of walking which is taken on soon after ejaculation and a short journey to the bathroom to clean up is essential.
The "cowboy walk" comes from the concept of having one hand on the penis, one hand free to open the bathroom door however no hands free to hold one's jeans up, hence the legs must be spread whilst walking in order to retain the trousers from falling down to the ankles and posing a potential safety hazard; the brief mode of walking resembles that of a late 1800's American Western man wearing large, leather chaps, squaring up to his opponent at sundown for a shoot out, who will also most likely take on this particular walk.
The "cowboy walk" comes from the concept of having one hand on the penis, one hand free to open the bathroom door however no hands free to hold one's jeans up, hence the legs must be spread whilst walking in order to retain the trousers from falling down to the ankles and posing a potential safety hazard; the brief mode of walking resembles that of a late 1800's American Western man wearing large, leather chaps, squaring up to his opponent at sundown for a shoot out, who will also most likely take on this particular walk.
Jim: "Eek! Look away! I need to get to the bathroom!"
Matthew: "Jim... Why are you walking like a retard?"
Jim: "Oh... Don't tell me you don't do the cowboy walk..."
Matthew: ".......What's the cowboy walk?"
Jim: "Can I explain later when I'm not covered in cum?"
Matthew: "Jim... Why are you walking like a retard?"
Jim: "Oh... Don't tell me you don't do the cowboy walk..."
Matthew: ".......What's the cowboy walk?"
Jim: "Can I explain later when I'm not covered in cum?"
by Jimmehboi August 20, 2008
The slight visual of the nipple on a gay man in a Stetson or other affiliated cowboy straw hat. A crippling example of the type of notorious constraints that the gay community has inflicted on heterosexual google searches.
Thomas saw the cowboy nipple as he innocently googled farm images, and was startled to find the shirtless gay cowboy.
by Mic McShivers April 18, 2011
by ledge67 July 23, 2012
by ButtShrex May 23, 2019