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Mountain Breather

People who live in N.H. or M.E. mostly lumber-jackers, or hill-billies. Mountain beathers can't afford good dental services, and have to drive three hours on dirt roads to get to their destination. Nobody comes to visit them, because nobody can find them, way up high in the mountians. Mountain breathers, are enviormental and ride tractors and go hunting for their food.
Ex: a mountain breather is someone with overalls and suspenders. Someone who doesn't know a thing about political statuses.
by Hill-Billy-Bart April 19, 2012
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Meat Mountain

A penis so huge it rivals the blue whale's 98-incher.
Celene: "I had to take Chad's Meat Mountain the other day."
by UnusualInsanity June 16, 2023
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Trouser Mountain

Another way of describing when your penis becomes erect and pushes upward against the crotch of your pants, also known as pitching a tent, standing at attention, morning wood and rising son
Why do you have a trouser mountain while watching those kids play???
by Metallicajunkie October 23, 2018
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Mountain Mead

The pinnacle of yeast broth technology, also referred to as toilet wine. Most likely marketed using a logo designed on MS Paint or Word.
A-“Hey squire do you want my home brew toilet wine?”
B-“No chief I don’t want your mountain mead”
by El pene November 9, 2018
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Mountain Monsters

The coolest show on cable, they chase after shit like Bigfoot and try to catch them
Jim: wanna go watch mountain monsters?
Tom: hell yeah
by Hdijdbdbdndnndnd May 4, 2022
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Mountain Dushbag

When a dude says he drinks a lot of Mountain Dew and his cum is sterile and dead but when he fucks you and gets you pregnant
by Fuckyoucunt! January 22, 2022
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Strawberry mountain

by Oh my merlin May 27, 2021
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