Mayonaissesplain

When your boyfriend tells you the proper amount of mayonnaise to put on a sandwich or in a salad.

Babe, this tuna salad needs at least three tablespoons of mayo in it.

Fuck off! Don’t mayonaissesplain.

by James Jessenfedden March 21, 2021

Mammonshoe_

A horny TikTok boy that simps for a demon character named “Mammon” from the app obey me

“Omg did y’all see Mammonshoe_ new upload today?”

by Mega simp July 6, 2021

mammon

an amount of money too high to comprehend, so we call it a “mammon”

“holy shit, that car’s worth a mammon!”

by WhoDaNeko September 29, 2021

Maykon

a beautiful child born in March, with a keen intuition, is usually right, and people don't believe it, but you like to say: I told you so!

Maykon It's beautiful

by VeritasInBr November 23, 2021

Mayonite

Derogatory for a Caucasian person. Derived from white people's love for mayonnaise and the color of it

I was going to go that concert but I knew too many Mayonites were going to be there

by BruhManFifFlo December 7, 2021

mayson

there is another girl i promise you, you aren’t the only one

he’ll make him self seem trustworthy and then stab you in the back

told you never trust a mayson

by Rebecca6969 January 20, 2022

Mayonard

The crusty black grease formed in between the folds in the skin around the knee and hip area

I sucked Tommy’s mayonard strait from the source

by Delaney likes mangos March 4, 2022