marilyn manson

A scrawny goth singer that dresses up freaky and then bitches about being ugly. His music is absolutely mindless and it seems that all he likes to do is complain about shit all day and cry about how "beautiful people are cruel" when there are a lot of good hearted attractive people and some ugly as hell cruel people. Marilyn Manson likes to promote inner weakness and teach the "dress goth and become an actual freak, unlike what you were before" attitude instead of teaching his fans to have the "fuck you, I'm still a good person" attitude. Like him, many (but not all, thankfully) of his followers like to whine about being "ugly and misunderstood" when EVERYONE is treated like shit at one time or another, even the most "popular," especially since high school only lasts four years then the "popular" era is over. Without make-up, Brian isn't all that bad looking to be quite honest...he's actually kind of cute.

Marilyn Manson is as scrawny as they come.

by raspberry (lust) muffin July 15, 2005

Markle Sparkle

Pulling a markle
:hitting on a girl that is way to young and, or very very dirty.
Pulling a markle requires 2 thinggs

she has to be female.

and she has to be an underclassman.

you will also have to be a halfsies alcoholic who is a hookah fiend and will have a wife who is wayyyyy to young for you

Calvin: dude i cant beleive u pulled a markle Sparkle

ian:i know dude.... sorry.

Calvin: Say hello to megans law.

by DrOPpiNxBoDIeZ May 4, 2009

marilyn manson

Shit in a can. The band members do marijuana, which kills brain cells and can lead to overdoses. The band worships Satan, and can often be seen biting the heads off innocent animals, throwing fake blood into the crowd, and exposing themselves to the audience. A fan told me that during their shows naked women run on stage covered in blood and masturbate. The whole thing is fuckin' sick. Iron Maiden should be executed for the things they do.

Mary Lyn Man Son will rot in hell for all the shit he does.

by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm May 9, 2005

Marilyn Manson

Prophet of Celebritarianism, the study of postmodern idolatry of celebrity martyrdom.

Everything else Marilyn Manson has done is secondary to this message.

by Benjamin Ingram July 3, 2007

Markleyed

Being under the influence of alcohol to the point where you can no longer stand up straight, mostly mumble, scream out fraternity chants at the top of your lungs and eventually pass out either on the floor of a bathroom or in a storage closet.

Dude, Mike got totally Markleyed. He fell UP the stairs then slept in the kitchen storage closet. Great night.

by Snarfed July 1, 2009

Marilyn lainez

Marilyn lainez is a girl who loves everyone around her but is missing a little bit of love for herself and if you ever get with a marilyn stay with her because she will love you forever she is amazing

I love you marilyn lainez your mine

by Brandboo May 26, 2018

Marilynne

Literally sunshine personified. Always has a smile on their face. Loves to laugh and make others laugh as well. Is probably really tired of Marilyn Monroe jokes, but is also probably blonde so they have to put up with them. However, they're also usually gorgeous as well, so the comparison is appropriate. Typically a social butterfly with a large friend group and enjoy vibing with other positive people like themselves. When you become friends with Marilynne you can expect a lifelong friendship as they're very loyal, kind, and really care about maintaining connections. They also work hard and enjoy treating themselves, and may be really good at things like styling hair or doing makeup.

Person 1: How do you know Marilynne?
Person 2: She's been my best friend since grade school!

Person 1: Who is that beautiful blonde woman?
Person 2: Oh, that's Marilynne!

by everophidia November 21, 2021