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Hmm Max a boy that is Mexican believes he has good looks he acts pretty chill but then u see his worst color he is a fuckboy he tries to fuck every girl in San Diego he goes to otay ranch high school and he calls his dick daddy's huge cock he prefers you to call him daddy on ft and he claims he has "homegirls and shootas"
Damn stop being a fuckboy dillan your being a Max ew
by No thanks ew August 2, 2017
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Max Tyler is one of those people who just can't shut up. He constantly talks and has a tendancy to shush people for just standing there. What an asshole
Look at that Max, what an asshole
by Fartman McFartersons April 20, 2018
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Max is a legend amongst the ladies but is secretly homosexual. He can please a woman but would rather please a man. He has small to average genitalia. He loves the outdoors and getting smashed on the weekends. Probably good with cars and other things but chooses to spend his time alone masturbating to men. But other than all that a totally cool dude
Is that man homosexual? He’s probably named Max.
by Max is a pepe November 30, 2017
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Max is a boy with a mushroom dick that when put into the vagina the vagina will suddenly grow into a mushroom and then bop it comes in and rides on the female mushroom and then bop it yells “FUCK BOP ME HARDER” and maxs dick gets smaller by the second and his dick suddenly starts flopping around and then his dick starts singing “AMERICA AMERICAAAAA”
Yo bro I hope my dick never looks like MAXS”
by Jade0907 February 16, 2018
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Max is a stupid idiot who is a cheater and a player. He is the ultimate fuckboy and is most likely depressed. He is most likely gay because he can’t stick to one girl.
Oh look at that boy he’s such a player, he must be max.

Oh look at that hot girl I wanna date her...2 days later at another girl omg she’s so hot.
by Aaccffllmmnnd May 19, 2018
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A gay ass nibba who takes it in the ass with a dildo
Person: "damn that Max is a gay ass nibba"
by FeliciaDoesDick May 31, 2018
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Max is the most cute, handsome, loving and sweet guy you'll meet with the most beautiful soul and a scrumptious booty! you'll fall hard for his unbelievable sense of humour. He has the ability to make anyone laugh even in the worst of moods and no matter how hard to try to reject him he'll always be there waiting for you to welcome him with open arms.. it's a blessing and a curse. He fuck's up a lot and isn't always the most truthful but he'll always love you. Don't trust anyone 100% and maybe trust max's a little less. A Max will care for animals often more than he cares for humans but will happily welcome his girlfriend into his family without a second thought.

A Max always has time for hugs and time to show you the love and attention you want/need just not always at the right times. I hope that everyone gets to meet a Max one day because they're the best person i've ever known and i wish that happiness upon everyone!
girl1: I met this guy and i'm falling head over heels for him..
girl2: HE SOUNDS LIKE SUCH A MAX!
by lovelycookie June 25, 2018
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