marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.

marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed

by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016

Marijuana

Cheap Vacation

Rolling marijuana that’s a cheap vacation

by Younggethann March 19, 2019

Marijuana

something so good its illegal

homie1: wanna smoke some marijuana

homie2:hell yea

by stickytubesock February 20, 2021

Marijuana Joint

The term that somebody calls a “joint” when they don’t know that you don’t have to specify what is in the joint to get the point across.

Look, that guy is smoking a marijuana joint!

by ElChickenBoi March 15, 2023

Marijuana

The dankest shit in the game. It is just straight fucking gas.

"Yo pass the dank ass Marijuana yung homie!"

"Ight I got you daddy!"

by Mommyboi69 March 18, 2019

Why Marijuana dog

How a stoner refers to a Weimaraner dog.

Stoner to dog owner: Dude, that's a dope why marijuana dog, man.

by Najerie July 9, 2024

Marijuana

A harmless drug that doesn't damage you.Let's make it legal so everyone can enjoy it.

Marijuana is the greatest thing of nature.

by fudhblaster December 18, 2017