Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.

Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.

by Murica Michelle September 23, 2015

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liquid plumber

A plumber who drinks on the job

They. sent the Liquid plumber to fix my sink and he still passed out underneath it

by hank00001111 October 17, 2017

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liquid bandaid

A liquid bandaid is when someone cums on an open wound.

“Just got my vaccine. Who tryin to give me a liquid bandaid”

by salacious bumb May 14, 2021

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liquid lurch

Another term for a drink with cannabis in it. The drinkable variant of an edible.

Friend: "Hey man, do you got any liquid lurch, I don't want to smoke"
Twitch Streamer: "I can't smoke on cam but we got some Liquid Lurch in the can right here, and now we're w00ting"

by dipshed December 21, 2018

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