Skip to main content
What i call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
mugGet the Asexual (+: A catch-all for all other identities and orientations not covered by the specific letters.)mug.

chain letter

a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones

unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?

The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:

There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.

I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
by KingAnonymous October 18, 2020
mugGet the chain lettermug.

Every 3rd letter

Hym "Every 3rd letter? Did you get it when I did it?"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2023
mugGet the Every 3rd lettermug.

Letter War

The war on The Urban Dictionary over which letter is superior.
Jeremy: B is the best letter in the alphabet.
Brian: No Z is the best letter.
Jeremy: Wanna start a letter war?
Brian: Yes.
by I know what u did. February 7, 2022
mugGet the Letter Warmug.

The three letter game

A game you can play on urban dictionary where you type three random letters (etc. lhs, ahx) and if there's no definition for it, write a definition for it.
Oh man I'm so bored I'm gonna play the three letter game
by 933 September 2, 2025
mugGet the The three letter gamemug.

letter

(1) A singular character from the Latin alphabet used to represent one sound used in speech.
If you're literate, this should be common knowledge.

(2) An envelope containing a written message in it, which is usually delivered to friends and family.
But hardly anyone does that anymore in the 2020s. ๐Ÿคท

--- example ---
๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ฒ๐—น : "Hey, Frederick! I sent you a letter last Friday. Did you read it?"
๐—™๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ : "That's incredibly ironic coming from a 16 year-old like you."
๐—ฆ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐˜‚๐—ฒ๐—น : "It is?"
by Tyrone-Diesel October 12, 2025
mugGet the lettermug.

The letter k

It sucks and ppl w the name k are short and look like a toad and k is the worst letter in the world
I hate โ€œthe letter kโ€
by Henry the fith November 27, 2021
mugGet the The letter kmug.

Share this definition