The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.
Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.
Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.
My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.
by Itsajokellama January 31, 2020
Get the Kobe Bryant Parentingmug. The Kobe buzzer beater is when the male consults the female before she goes to work or whatever and offers her the meat. You want her to say "no" just so you can force it in her just like Kobe did to what-her-face in Colorado.
Hey Josh, i just hit the Kobe buzzer beater on your sister the other day before she headed off to her new job
by josh holts May 12, 2004
Get the kobe buzzer beatermug. To say something is hot or on fire. Could generally mean bad-ass.
comes from the TV commercial where Kobe Bryant's new line of basketball shoes "Zoom Kobe V" catch on fire. They are said to be so hot, they are on FIRE!
comes from the TV commercial where Kobe Bryant's new line of basketball shoes "Zoom Kobe V" catch on fire. They are said to be so hot, they are on FIRE!
a: "Did you see that fine girl at the bar?"
b: "Is she hot?"
a: "Like Kobe's new shoes"
b: "Daaaaaamn!"
b: "Is she hot?"
a: "Like Kobe's new shoes"
b: "Daaaaaamn!"
by knuckler77 January 28, 2010
Get the like Kobe's new shoesmug. by Drose013 January 27, 2020
Get the National Kobe Bryant Daymug. 2/24 is the National Kobe and Gigi day. It is to honor the legends Kobe and Gigi Bryant. The number 2 refers to Gigi’s number and the number 24 if for Kobe.
by Rip Kobe January 28, 2020
Get the Kobe and Gigi Bryant day.mug. when you start squirting while playing basketball. this could refer to either feces or sexual liquids.
dave: damn bruh i dont think i could play ball no more i got that liquid kobe bryant squirts
joe: what the fuck thats nasty
joe: what the fuck thats nasty
by tony_hawk_pussycoc November 16, 2016
Get the kobe bryant squirtsmug. When accused of sexual assault, be it true or untrue, the act paying off the alleged victim for their silence. Successful strategy employed by former and now deceased NBA player Kobe Bryant.
Antonio Brown should have just exercised the Kobe Bryant protocol when the victim requested just 2 million. He is worth so much more.
by Roman Legion October 24, 2020
Get the Kobe Bryant Protocolmug.