Kitty Boy

The hallowed name of the best cat that ever tolerated me.

Kitty Boy had a toe fall off one summer.

by sally flashman July 12, 2003

kitty face

An involuntary clenching of the jaw, grinding of the teeth and slight pout of the lips that commonly occurs whilst stroking a cat.

Other side effects may include a high pitched baby voice and an overwhelming urge to squeeze the cat in question.

A 'kitty face' may also appear in other situations including; seeing a new born baby or washing a partner's hair.

Man: (to cat) Oh hello little puss puss, how lovely you look today. You have such nice fur, ooh I could just stroke you all day.

Woman: Darling leave that poor cat alone, you've got such a kitty face on.

by percypig August 17, 2009

punch kitty

Have vaginal sex with someone

She's looking good today, I'd like to punch kitty.

by cameronpeek June 30, 2007

kitty porn

The act of two kitties going at it on film, for the enjoyment of people watching. Both kitties have claws and tails with fur all over, some toys maybe involved most time recreational use of catnip is involved.

"All day yesterday we were watching kitty porn."

by jon wasteland April 23, 2010

kreep kitty

An unusually persistent or clingy broad who will stop at nothing to latch onto the dude she's after; even if it means cockblocking him out of opportunities he has dreamed of. Commonly observed examples of kreep kitty behavior include: overwhelming her victim's phone with text messages, popping out of nowhere at the worst times to the shock and horror of the victim, performing unthinkable or often embarrassing acts in an attempt to garner the attention of the stalkee, etc. In most cases the kitty can only be distracted by a deft and sympathetic wingman, unfortunately this inevitably leads to the good man becoming the next victim.

Can you believe that stage five clinger I shook?! If it wasn't for Lou swooping in with the save, the damn kreep kitty surely would've cockblocked me out of every bitty I boned that night!

by idig December 24, 2007

woods kitty

A skunk.

That woods kitty sprayed my dog and now he stinks to high heaven.

by wormracer08 December 4, 2013

kitty beans

The toes of a kitty. Typically, if you look at the bottom of a cat's paws, their toes look like cotton candy jelly beans (if theyre pink). Thus, kitty beans ^^

"Aww look at the little kitty beans"

by Splatune April 3, 2017