conifer jumping

The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.

person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!

the next day...

person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...

by James AC August 30, 2006

jump the stage

An event where an uninvited person barges their way into a situation for the sole purpose of gaining attention or notoriety, and ends up looking like a fool.

"I can't believe that Kanye West would Jump the Stage during Taylor Swift's big moment."

by Spartan5000 September 14, 2009

ass jump

when a basketball player takes a handy help in the ass

dunk with ass jump

by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013

River jumping

to jump in to a river to cool oneself down on a hot day.

we off river jumping today?

by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008

Rocket-jump

Propelling yourself into the air by pointing a rocket at your feet and shooting it.

"Back in my day we rocket-jumped to school, now a-days you kids sprint to school."

by whyareyoureadingme? August 23, 2016

jump scotch

The act of sticking the two ends of a jump rope into two different people's anuses and proceeding to play jump rope while they throw their asses in a circle.

Last night we got bored so we decided to go jump scotch in the parking lot

by Lightweight4545 May 21, 2016

Jumping volley

Karate kicking a ball while jumping and saying "jumping volley"

Óran did a jumping volley to score the winning goal at the bbq.

by Jumping volley master August 12, 2021