by joaovictar987 November 29, 2013

by pizzama2003 June 2, 2017

Jumping on your partner's "dingaling" as you're having intercourse with them on bed (the bed being the stage ofc)
by Saggytitsyum March 19, 2021

The art of jumping onto a coniferous tree (preferably in ur own back yard) and riding it as it falls from ur weight, to the floor. be wary of spiders hidden in the conifer if u have a fear of them and try to make sure the conifer is atleast 2 foot TALLER then urself (and dont over jump it). if u happen to be rather fat also be aware of the speed u will drop to the floor and if ur rather thin u may bounce back it helps if ur under the influence of alcohol, but i wudnt try drinking whilst jumping. If u have any neighbours that can clearly see u jumping on ur conifer dont forget to invite them to join, its guaranteed to win u plenty of friends. such act is also accociated with stair surfin and remember whatever u do, dont look back and never let go, happy jumping.
person #1:this party is boring hey have u got a conifer in ur garden?
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!
the next day...
person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...
house owner:yes why?
person #1:o no reason...
person #1:wanna go conifer jumping
person #2:sure!
the next day...
person #1:what happened my head hurts
person #2:i think u landed on ur head
person #1:doing what?
person #2:i dont remember...
by James AC August 30, 2006

Jump at the table,This means not giving someone five seconds to collect their thoughts, you are so obsessed with talking to them it’s like they are carrying your dick in their back pocket
by Captain haha March 2, 2020

by Jumping volley master August 12, 2021

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime
they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them
by gordo the dog July 9, 2019
