sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
by notcalledjamesiswear October 30, 2021
Get the Jamesmug. 
James is a vary quiet man if your not close to him or if you dont no him that well. He is generally a good football player and tall and slim. Is more attracted to more nerdy girls but enjoys viewing butifule girls. Usually have a step dad and dont se there dad much. Has one really good freind that is allways there for him while everybody else just talkes to him. He is a very nice person.
That one kid james is so quiet.
by Austin champlin September 13, 2017
Get the Jamesmug. James plays moviestarplanet and fornite. When you meet him on online he will ask you for your snap and to see what you look like, sometimes he will ask weird questions such as "have you ever sent nudes?" Often topless, and sends eye pictures to everything.
by Iamfemale June 19, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. James is the funniest and nicest kid you’ll ever meet. James is the type of person you’d want to sit next to in school. He’s extremely athletic and has a fantastic physique. James is really good at sports, especially soccer.
Person 1-Did u see James
Person 2- Who that really nice kid
Person 1-Yeah where is he
Person 2-He’s playing soccer
Person 2- Who that really nice kid
Person 1-Yeah where is he
Person 2-He’s playing soccer
by Big Daddy J.E March 6, 2019
Get the Jamesmug. James is nervously pacing.
by b.l.a.z.e. March 10, 2017
Get the Jamesmug.