deserter dan

"Dan" or "Daniel" is someone who makes out to be your friend and a good colleague... But then ditches you to go somewhere else

But in actual fact, he's a fucker for going.

Person 1: hey, where's Dan gone? I've not seen him for a while..

Person 2: he is now known as Deserter Dan

Person 3: Yeah, fuck Dan!

Person 1: what happened?

Person 2: He left us in the shit! So fuck him!

I can't believe Dan has left us, he/she will now be knows as Deserter Dan

by Luke1909 January 13, 2023

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

High Desert Middle School

hellhole of a school and it fuckin sucks 🫣

“I go to high desert middle school!”

by frogsarecute January 21, 2023

Desert rash

A broad term for when a patch of your skin is dry and irritated but you don't know why/what it is

"What is this red patch on my leg?" "Desert rash."

by Vcats December 17, 2025

Desert Caveman

Jesus Christ AKA the guy that my dad likes to use against me when I misspeak/exaggerate so he can say that I lie and Jesus won’t approve.

Me:Dad I saw my dog Rosie eating her gingerbread toy. Dad: really son dog’s don’t eat gingerbread or toys quit lying Jesus (the desert caveman) won’t like that.

Me again: no dad I was talking about her toy that looks like a gingerbread man.

by Kentuckyboy June 26, 2024

Chest desert

A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.

"Blake's huge, muscular chest is so barren of hair or fat"
"Yeah man, he's got a chest desert"

by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019

Desert Grasshopper

Similar in nature to the mud crickets found in the south. A desert grasshopper spends it's warmer months located in the desert southwest around the Laughlin, Lake Havasu and Parker areas surrounded by men twice their age with watercraft, beer bellies and large quantities of alchohol. These creatures migrate during the colder months and can be found around Glamis, Dumont and the Mojave Desert. They are easy to spot during this part of the season, as they tend to be found with 45 to 70 year old males with toy haulers, SxS's and lifted trucks.

Bob bought a four seat RZR with his retirement money, that we he could haul three desert grasshoppers to the Joint in Randsburg

by Peglegdesertpirate November 30, 2020