polyannual relationship

A romantic relationship whereupon the partners only interact several times a year. Distinguished from a long distance relationship by the lack of communication between interactions.
My homie decided to fly to Berlin this week to maintain his polyannual relationship with Daria.
by Belovedlovedloved August 25, 2019
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dead relationship

a relationship that is over. Completely destroyed with no chance of recovery.
Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.
by notwiththebs August 06, 2014
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Relationship Shades

Also referred to as relation-shades, this is a severe or extensive blindness to some unfavorable aspect of your partner or relationship which is undetectable to you, but completely obvious to everyone else. Relationship shades usually cloud your ability to see your partner for who he or she really is. Common personality traits which are susceptible to being unseen due to relation-shades include: passive-aggressiveness, extreme jealousy, militant disposition while in the company of any of your partner's friends, and straight-up bitch.
Man, your girlfriend is such an overprotective jealous bitch to anyone who comes within two feet of you.

What are you talking about? She isn't anything like that.

Tell that to the chick she punched out last week for smiling at you, I'm surprised you can see ANYTHING through those damn relationship shades.
by CGOguitarist May 26, 2011
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Relationship eyes

The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.
Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.
by the real barney stinson May 28, 2013
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Heteromo Relationship

A relationship in which one party is heterosexual and the other is homosexual.
This is pointless, it's like I'm in a heteromo relationship.
by Smilemptysoul June 07, 2014
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paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.
Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.
by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 05, 2021
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relationship baby

When a relationship is 9 months old, the actual relationship has developed from conception in the early stages (honey moon stage). To a fully grown and born baby that’s joined 2 people to a serious and long term partnership.
Anna: how long have you and James been together?
Zoe: 9 months

Anna: you guys have a relationship baby then.
by Seamoases February 04, 2018
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