Hillbilly Boom Box

When you drop your phone or IPod into a box while its playing music.

Hey Jimmy, Did you hear that?

Hear What?

Clayton is playing music on his Hillbilly Boom Box

by Grande A June 18, 2011

Hillbilly Bidet

Sometimes when you take a crap at home, you realize one of two things; 1: there is no toilet paper to be found and no one to get it for you or 2: your crap was so disgusting that toilet paper will be no match for it at all. A "Hillbilly Bidet" is when you forsake the use of toilet paper altogether, get up off the toilet and proceed straight to the shower to clean yourself off.

Dude, I got such ridiculous food poisoning that I didn't even attempt to wipe...just went straight to the shower for a hillbilly bidet.

by Poop Geyser June 28, 2011

Hillbilly salt

Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.

These nasty potato wedges are covered in hillbilly salt!

by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011

Hillbilly Lunge

1. A complete lunge extension with the express intention of dispossesing an opposing player of the ball in soccer.

2. A complex manoeuvre designed to wreak injury, pain and destruction.

Also: to hillbilly, the hillbilly.

Past Tense: Hillbillied

"I was coming up the left wing and John hillbillied me to get the ball"

"Sean was badmouthing me so I hillbillied him in the back of the head"

"Peter used a hillbilly lunge to get the the ball off me"

by F1ange October 31, 2013

hillbilly barbwire

Mono line (fishing line) stretched across entry points with fishing hooks spaced accordingly to keep out trespassers!! Cheep but effective booby trap!!!

My crops are safe thanks to the hillbilly barbwire i put up!

by spike14 February 20, 2014

Hillbilly Wave

Noun. To give someone the hillbilly wave is to show them your middle finger, and it's not very nice, but it's useful for when you want to use the F word on someone without making a sound.

I cut someone off in traffic and they responded by giving me the hillbilly wave.

by Ilooklikeyoda June 23, 2014

Hillbilly Pop

Another nickname for Moonshine.

I'm tired of beer; I'm gonna get me some hillbilly pop so I can be shitfaced in three swallows.

by interlochenisawesome September 3, 2014