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Hamsturbating

Think of masturbation. Now think of a cute little hamster fondling himself.
No worries man, he's just hamsturbating.
by KrisJoy August 18, 2010
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hamstercide

When after a night of drinking the family hamster mysteriously goes missing.
"I didnt lose your hamster! it committed hamstercide!"
by lilboos July 21, 2012
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Hamster Hot-Tub

A Hamster Hot-Tub or HHT is a sexual act preformed to satisfy a woman.

First a man and a woman engage in intercourse. The woman is on her back and the man is on top. Halfway during intercourse the man pulls his cock out of the woman and then pours a hole bottle of lemonade into the girls slack hole.

The man pours it in until the lemonade is filled to the brim. The man then grabs hold of a hamster and puts the hamster in her hole, so that the girls flaps are up to the hamsters armpits.

The hamster will wriggle around and enjoy their makeshift jacuzzi. Also it gives a lot of pleasure to the woman.

An optional addition: You can assist the hamster by helping wash his hair by providing some makeshift shampoo. The man can aim his penis at the hamsters head and then ejaculate. The woman can help by rubbing the hamsters head to rub in the shampoo.
I’m going to surprise the misses tonight and give her a Hamster Hot-Tub
by Righty Tossbag March 14, 2020
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Hamster

John: I put my hamster in the microwave
Jake: Really? that's so cool!
by PorkyBoi March 27, 2023
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Sexy Hamster

A fun and smart girl. Mostly under 5ft2. Very sexy as well.
Damn, that Mimi is a sexy hamster
by MisterK. August 11, 2016
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Milk for Dead Hamsters

A horrible joke played on a younger sibling.

Specifically, convincing them that his/her dead hamster will resurrect itself if you drown it in milk. Naturally, it doesn't work and the initial sadness of losing a pet is multiplied by the factor of defeated hope.
That was a cruel prank you pulled, a real milk for dead hamsters.
by Baltimore McCree August 25, 2012
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drop the hamster

Shoving a hamster up your ass, because why not?
Steve: man I'm bored
Bob: what do you want to do
Steve: let's drop the hamster
Bob: I don't have a problem with that
by Doubledicker December 2, 2017
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