A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.
Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
by BeatAssDefinitions May 10, 2018
Get the Conestoga High Schoolmug. a school for kids who think they’re the shit and claim they’re on probation 24/7. pretty much everywhere you go in this school smells like weed and you’ll find a drug dealer anywhere. there’s daily threats to shoot up the school from people who don’t even go here
by tillykidwhoactuallyisnthigh November 19, 2019
Get the chantilly high schoolmug. A high school in iowa which is full of retards and kids vaping in bathrooms. The Devious Lick trend is in full affect at the moment with people stealing soap dispensers and paper towel machines. I would highly recxomend to not work or move to this school.
by weener butt September 10, 2021
Get the Okoboji High Schoolmug. Saugus High School is the Scrotum of the the Santa Clarita Valley. This school is whiter than the back side of Donald Trumps ass and if you are lucky you might see the occasional Black or Asian around. The only thing diverse about this school is the political views of it, you will hear political groups you have never even heard of. Almost everybody vapes and is filled with alcoholics. The teachers are either laid back as hell or trying to establish the fourth reich, with the exception of a few. Most people are chill with the exception of the people who seem to think that every back corner is a tryout for the UFC which seems to be a good third of the school. Parties here are pretty good and thats about it. The only reason why the school has been getting any attention is because of the shooting. Apart from that it’s just a slightly poorer white washed version of Valencia High School .
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about the fight at Saugus High School?!?”
Person 2: “I truly could not give less of a fuck”
Person 2: “I truly could not give less of a fuck”
by cash schmoney March 20, 2020
Get the Saugus high schoolmug. Basically the weirdest fucking school in pasco county. Full of white kids with bad hair cuts, wanna be gang members, ugly cheerleaders and a shitty football team.
by Acedefinition95 December 6, 2019
Get the anclote high schoolmug. Flop. Disgusting School. Inactive. Dead Group. Free Models in Campus. Extremely toxic group. Owner is a Pedophile who leaks peoples peepee to public.
Me: DeSoto High School is the worst school group ever. Park East Middle School is 10x better, and less toxic, and more relevant than Desoto High School.
Trey: No it isn't, take that back before your group gets raided, and group banned.
Trey: No it isn't, take that back before your group gets raided, and group banned.
by Random Guy On Google Chrome May 18, 2021
Get the DeSoto High Schoolmug. this school is on central park blv and is known for wanna be youtubers, 94% white hoes with stds and wanna be gang banging ass niggas (usually broke )who come from green valley and don’t know what real gang banging is, but girls do get banged by the gang in the locker room
by buttfucc3000 September 13, 2019
Get the Northfield High Schoolmug.