Golden Wank

Jerking off with a condom on

Oscar is doing a golden wank in his room

by Ya Boi 6969 April 21, 2016

golden stare

Fixing issues with an intense glare

Scott was able to fix the mechanical issue with his golden stare.

by G-man888 April 8, 2021

Golden Booger

noun.

An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.

So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.

"That history lecture deserved a Golden Booger."

by ninde January 17, 2008

Golden Lobster

Simple........ It's doggy style but underwater.

Patrica: Maaaaaaaaan oh BOy !!!!! Hunter gave me a great Golden Lobster in the community pool last night!
Sarah: Really? How did you get into the pool after 10?

by okabo January 3, 2017

Golden Stag

When you pee on someone, then put your balls in their mouth and yell Golden Stag!

If I'm watching someone give someone else a Golden Stag, is it a noun, or a verb?

by Corinthian Prime May 17, 2019

Golden Bullseye

The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut

Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"

by HendrixButWhite June 11, 2018

Golden Thunderstorm

The act of 5 or more guys urinating on a person from an elevated area while stomping their feet.

I Found it weird that the rainstorm last night was quite warm. But then I looked up, and surprise to me, it was a classic golden thunderstorm.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019