full-part-time job

Any job that is, by the company, officially considered part time, but in order to keep the job, you actually have to work full-time hours illegaly and there isn't anything you can do about it because you're too much of a pussy to say anything.

Friend 1: You wanna hang this weekend?

Friend 2: Nah, I've been busting ass at my job all week, I need a break.

Friend 1: I though you only worked part time?

Friend 2: Nope, it's a full-part-time job.

by slamm3r August 7, 2012

full of BS

full of bullshit, completely nonsense

You are full of bs.

by aeri November 2, 2013

full mama bear

This occurs when you rip someone's head off their shoulders because they fucked with your child, pet, or other thing you feel personally responsible for.

I swear to god, if anyone hurts my boy on the football field, I'm gonna go full mama bear on their ass!

by Mr. INTOX August 10, 2014

full rachet

going all in with rachetness

Shelia used to go to church with me, but once she dyed her hair green, started wearing booty shorts to Sunday school, and dating a ladyboy, i knew she was going full rachet.

by DJMarcusA November 27, 2014

full mongrel

fully erect penis

i saw karen naked the other day, damn she's hot, left me with a full mongrel!

by mickybird December 13, 2014

Full Pig

when you go to an all you can eat buffet and stuff your face until you get tired

When I go to Golden Corral, I go full pig on that food

by goddamnilikeit February 17, 2015

Full Seagal

1. to grow one's hair out and tie it into an oily pony tail.
2. to use a pool ball as a weapon in a bar fight.

1. "Did you see Spencer's hair? He really went Full Seagal"
2. "Wow, did you see what Candace did at that bar fight? She went Full Seagal on those guys!"

by LaunchPadMcQuack69 February 18, 2015