Dylan

Extremely unpopular or unsocial so they will have a lot of time for you. They love everyone they meet except for that one evil step mother or your friend's abusive father. A shoulder to lean on but may have their own issues. They could be gay pan bi or anything they are interested in. Loves Shane Dawson. Isn't overweight but says he is. VERY PERFECT OR VERY UNDERWEIGHT. Loves to sing. Loves Winter. Typically a Capricorn♑. Loves bedroom pop with a little hint of Mother Mother or Girl In Red. Loves Cavetown and Beach Bunny or MXMTOON. Loves listening to Chloe Modornio's YouTube Cover Videos (I don't think I spelled that right sorry😔). Has alot of hoodies and long sleeve shirts. Has a poetic touch. Won't fight because most of the toe bags have already been stepped on. Animation talents. Has a friend named Darla (typically) or Chloe or Toby (Tobithy) (Well not so typically). Black deuim pants. Maybe dyed hair. Could have Apple or Android (Samsung Galaxy Note is a basic favorite for Dylan's). Loves pumpkin anything (basically) and just a friendly person. Could go by a nickname like Nugget or flamingo. Or a name like their middle name or Alex. Could be a male female or other/ Anything they or them want to. (yes a potato does count). (sorry I had to).
So basically a good friendly humanoid mass. Lol.

Darla- I don't know what to do their fighting again.
The Dylan's- we are here no fear (uwu) -sorry.

by That one gay chicken nugget October 30, 2019

Dylan

A Dylan is a country boy from the country. Often found screaming yee yee and revving their engine in the student parking lot at 7:30 in the morning. Will work for free or monsters.

Person1: Did you see Dylan the other day?
Person2: Yeah, he was yelling yeehaw in the parking lot at 3 a.m

by xiuing1999 October 18, 2018

dylan

A gay kid addicted to fortnight who is bad at all call of duty games and is a try hard who has a small penis

man have you seen him he is such a dylan

by Club_Flashy March 5, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is the most annoying fucker you'll ever meet. This is the guy that will do something dumb on accident and afterwards tell you it was on purpose (which doesn't help his case). If you ever correct him on anything he will explain to you why your facts are incorrect when he clearly is the one in the wrong. At first when you meet a Dylan you may not know he is one, but in due time, all Dylan's reveal themselves and you will realize your mistake.

Oh fuck its Dylan again...

by zeroh gray July 14, 2018

Dylan

A big wasteman who tends to lie a lot and be scared of public transport. He acts really tough but if actually just annoying.

Don’t be such a Dylan

by a massive nonce August 16, 2018

Dylan

A redhead that’s big and strong but at the same time has a stubby penis with cherry pubic hair

Oml Dylan is so dumb

by Iknoweverythingkid August 25, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is the most retarded person you will ever meet. Most people call him a fag and it's true. If u see a wild Dylan in the wild, scream "your an asshat" And he will become offended and call you ready or hit your shots in fortnite.

Is that, a wild DYLAN??? YOU'RE AN ASSHAT!

by Laffy Dumbledore May 29, 2018