Kick N' Dodge

When you are in a difficult situation and need to muscle out of it this is your game plan.

The man with the NRA hat said "Y'all have four-wheel drive, you can just kick n' dodge outta this Prius-caused cluster fuck of ice and snow."

by sarahp_3 November 29, 2010

Da big dodge

A guy whole made the best song ever called sandy and gets hella bitches

That guys YouTube name is da big dodge he must get pussy

by Benny spaghetti May 9, 2022

Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.

1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.

by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020

Dodges

A short gyani that has a radioactive pussy due to the intense smell it produces

Dodges should clean is pussy once in a while

by The marvel god September 17, 2022

Dodge

A dodge is a person/s who avoids a challenge or confrontation from another person/s due to fearing the consequences and/ or what may take place during said challenge/ confrontation.

We asked Joe to a two on two game of basketball but he's a dodge so he's not coming to the court.

by Slavokia April 20, 2019

Draft Dodge

Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.

After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.

by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2020

dusty dodge ram

It's when you are a dusty old dude 30 years or older. That drives a dodge that is barely running and rams little girls and dodge the fathers.

I love doing a dusty dodge ram on the holidays to get off.

by Thatregionboy219 October 3, 2017