dildo hat

Noun
Synonym for dickhead

What a fuckin' dildo hat!

by Mr. Farker Beans January 17, 2004

Dildo Baggins

A small female sex toy with an attaching bag to catch all flowing liquids.

Dildo with a bag attached

by Peeks December 26, 2003

dildo with ears

A derogatory term for any disliked male. Akin to calling him a dildo, though funnier, while also indicating that he's worthless. After all what good is a dildo with ears?

"That asshole is good for nothing."
"Yeah, what a dildo with ears."

by Pervo McPervy July 29, 2006

Dildo Baggins

Another name for a small and compact vibrator.

She keeps her Dildo Baggins in her purse when she travels without her boyfriend.

by Black DON-o-mite May 10, 2019

dildo slapper

One who gets slapped by dildo's or loves to get slaped across the face with a huge dildo

Yes Gay MAY Loves Getting Dildo Slaped.
He is a huge Dildo Slapper

by ATML October 07, 2005

Dildo Tractor

When a man acts like a weak submissive bitch.

"Give me the fucking cheese fries dildo tractor."

"Dude stop being a dildo tractor."

"Matt is a dildo tractor in his volvo."

by Grant & Casey December 23, 2008

dildo-chuck

two dildos strung together with rope or chain so they can be used as a weapon similar to nun-chucks except much more comical and floppy

Bruce Lee's movie entitled "Bang the Dragon" that was never released showed a scene where he fought off 15 homosexual gang members with a set of black Dildo-Chucks.

by nastynickLXIX October 18, 2009