fap dial

Fap dialing is the act of accidentally calling someone while masturbating or engaging in a sexual activity. This commonly happens when one has his/her phone in their pocket while masturbating and their body accidentally dials a number and calls it.

"Dude, I'm in huge trouble, I accidentally fab dialed my mom last night and it left a voice mail! She heard everything! Dang, I hope I never fap dial anyone again."

by No Comment, I'm done January 11, 2017

Portuguese Butt Dial

When a women (or man) squats over your face and “stamps” your face with their butthole.

Hey baby. You looking to get freaky? Looking for Canadian porch swing? Alabama hot pocket? Portuguese butt dial?

by Good-Boy June 17, 2022

Dialed

Refers to when a person has the exact right combination of alcohol, marijuana, caffeine and nicotine in there system.

“Jesse is dialed” - Brayden

by The vehicle god January 16, 2022

Knob dial

Accidental phone call. British.

U call?

Nah, knob dial.

by Shuaman November 17, 2018

Stalker dial

When an individual repeatedly rings your mobile phone within a short period of time for unnecessary and facetious reasons.

Why’s he stalker dialling me? He’s rang me more times than I’ve had Sunday dinners. Fucking melter!

by 3pips May 3, 2018

boobie dial

Similar to butt dialing. An accidental call that is made when a woman keeps her phone in her bra.

My wife leaned over the sink and boobie dialed me

by momma mel June 30, 2010

Dialed

A state of being highly focused on your goals. Typically spoken by a Noah.

Noah: Are you dialed?
Every chamber member: huh?
Noah: You dialed in?
Tim: verbatim, im dialed in

by Sauce4u2 November 9, 2021