depression

the feeling you get when playing minecraft and your girlfriend spawns in another guys house.

son :I have depression. mom: why. son: look at the screen mom: oh

by thetyperboi December 9, 2019

depression

when you can't find the top quality meme you saw last week

mannnn the depression is realll - I can't find that meme I saw last week ...RIP my shattered heart

by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

depression

The feeling of no hope, no love, and only hate. Can come with anxiety. Help might come.

Friend: U look down.
Me: I am depressed and have anxiety. I have no hope, no one loves me and I only know hate.
Friend: Be positive
Me: Depression is the feeling of no hope, no love, and only hate. Can come with anxiety.
(Me kills Friend)

by WAKEMEUPINSIDE666 June 1, 2017

Depression

When you find out Paulo Dybala isn't transferring to United and the Dybala-Lukaku switch isn't gonna happen; it was too good to be true, so now you mope around all day, since the deal with Bruno Fernandes won't happen either.

I have depression since we spent 200 million on Maguire, James, and Wan Bissaka. We are the dumbest club.

by Soccerplayer_showtunes August 4, 2019

depression

a disease that every single person from 12 - 18 has

Bob: I have depression
John: yeah everyone does

by ElectroShifts August 8, 2018

Depression

A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.

Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”

by Mike Whocheese Harry December 4, 2019

depression

something everyone apparently has

"Bro i think I have depression. I just lost in fortnite"

by some nibba November 20, 2018