Depression

When your moms are you pizza rolls.

The fuck mom your out of pizza rolls This is why I have depression.

by Kyle’s mom December 2, 2019

depression

when you can't find the top quality meme you saw last week

mannnn the depression is realll - I can't find that meme I saw last week ...RIP my shattered heart

by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

depression

a disease that every single person from 12 - 18 has

Bob: I have depression
John: yeah everyone does

by ElectroShifts August 8, 2018

Depression

Four words: Crash Bandicoot in Fucklanders

I hate depression.

by ShutUpImMe June 14, 2016

Depression

A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.

Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”

by Mike Whocheese Harry December 4, 2019

Depression

That feeling that nothing matters. In other words, if you have depression, see it as a good thing because your mind has expanded and you can see the complete and utter emptiness that is to come.

1: Hey do you have depression?
2: Erm.. yes...
1: OMG that’s so cool bro, you know the truth of the universe!
2: *crying and shaking in the corner* I sure as hell do...

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

Depression

Something a shit load of white kids fake having after listening to XXXTENTACION

Faked depressed white kid: "I want to kill myself."

A normal human being: "You better shut the fuck up you fake ass depression having ass white cracker trailer trash."

by Lord Headass January 3, 2019