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Decker

In the bookTHEY BOTH DIE AT THE ENDthe word Decker is used to describe someone dying that same day
Mateo: Rufus and I are Deckers.

Woman: Sorry to lose you both today.
by softseaveyy October 12, 2021
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Upper Decker

When a phish show is so bad, someone jumps from the top tier head first into the audience.
"Brah, are they playing gotta jiboo again? Gawd I'm gonna smoke some sourD then take an Upper Decker'
by MomoDanceSkunkPusky October 18, 2021
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Becker Decker

Having sex while watch reruns of old tv shows. Such as Cheers, Becker, Threes Company, Frasier, or anything pre-2000's.
I usually have a becker decker while watching nick at night.
by Darkestkiss September 13, 2013
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Ultra Decker

Wedging yourself between the top of a public restroom stall and the ceiling and then shitting into the toilet below.

Its like the next evolution of taking an Upper Decker.
Look out below! I'm taking an Ultra Decker!!
by Paul McFartney January 16, 2024
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Galveston Double Decker

The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.

Typically, this requires one person to sit on the toilet seat like normal, and the other person to sit on the lap of the first person, using their legs as a typical toilet seat and aiming for the whole between said legs.
There is nothing gay about a Galveston double decker

“It was an emergency, and there was only one toilet available, so we pulled off a Galveston double decker
by HankFinkle January 18, 2024
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Galveston double decker

The act of two people pooping on the same toilet at the same time.

This typically requires one person to sit on the toilet seat as usual, and the second person to sit on their lap, using the legs of the first person as a toilet seat and aiming for the gap between the legs.
There is nothing Gay about a Galveston Double Decker

“It was an emergency and there was only one toilet, so we pulled off a Galveston Double Decker
by HankFinkle January 18, 2024
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Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
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