Middle School Dating

Only in middle schools, 'Dating' is a used word to tell that this girl is dating this boy and that they maked out, had 'sex', gave a blowjob even though it sounds fucking stupid and is pretty much not true. Can also be associated with trading Silly Bandz.

'Hey! Did you hear that Samantha and Derik are Middle School Dating?' said Bill
'Yeah, man! I heard that Derik traded some Silly Bandz for a blowjob!' said Lenny

by ThatNerdyDude October 17, 2010

dabbing

Dabbing is a very respectable dance that was patented in the late 18th century as a show of aristocracy and the chastity of virgin brides. It is reminiscent of the brides "dabbing" their arms up in a motion meant to cool the armpits and prevent odor, as there was no deodorant at the time. It is characterized my hands up in the air, to the side, and is in no way associated with any type of drug use.

Old Chap, I really enjoy the young girls' dabbing. Taking such pride in one's scent is ever so joyful to witness.

Young girl, your dabbing makes me think you should join a nunnery!

by itsobviouslyevidence July 27, 2016

Porn actress dating site

Any of several dating sites where you can get to know and date a porn actress. They are very popular sites and they often help women to get into the porn business if they will be on there site.

I met my girlfriend on a porn actress dating site.

by The Fury 13 September 28, 2010

destruct-o-dating

When someone dates a person who is broken. The resulting relationship is inherently flawed. The relationship takes on destructive qualities, the scope and magnitude of them vary, but often a person will look back after ridding him/herself of the leech and think "that was a dark chapter in my life."

Often irrational, dating someone who is a destructive force in your life. Can be serial; when a person dates many people who are destructive in succession.

Keys to defeating destruct-o-dating can be found in tool songs "pushit" "schism" "lateralus" "undertow" "cold and ugly" and "bottom"

"Why did you date mongoose?"

"I guess i was destruct-o-dating, just got sucked in and it took me 7 months to break it off.. man, that was a dark chapter in my life.."

by henry prefect December 1, 2006

internet dating

A pathetic attempt to meet your significant other in a chat room or on myspace.

Josh Whelchel participates in internet dating, he lives in Oregon while his "girlfriend" lives in Hawaii.

by Jackson Cookie monster June 22, 2006

Dabbing

Dabbing is a disease that is often terminal, children ages 7-13 are the most likely to become infected with dabbing. Dabbing kills around 92% of everyone who has the illness, Dabbing has been found to be infectious through airborne means. Dabbing is genetically similar to Yellow Fever.

Jimmy Smith caught Dabbing and died of it last week.

by Bernie Sanders Twitter Account November 26, 2018

Dating

Something that many people never get to do.

You can’t be dating, nobody loves you!

by Your ex cousin March 2, 2020