Cap'n Craig

A Cap'n Craig is when someone takes a blarp on your pair of cowboy boots.

Hey man looks like Brady cap'n craiged you.

by juicyjay0893 September 16, 2018

Craig Casto

A perfectly wonderful goof ball. I met one night bar tending. Hung out one time and never went a day with out speaking. Became my best friend. Don’t know where i’d be with out my best wet britches buddy.

me: Aren’t you Craig’s friend?
Sack: Yeah man what’s up??
me: text at boy and ask him if he can climb

spent the next year of my life crammin craig casto every chance I got

turns out craig could climb. pretty good kisser, heart stealer and guitar player too.

by baked.tater March 19, 2022

Krusty Craig

When you’re getting a divorce, and you ejaculate in your ex wives panties and put them back in the drawer for a surprise for her to wear later for old time sake

Did you hear what that n**** Craig did? He tried to hook back up with his wife but she denied him, so he Krusty Craiged her.

by Bag Factory December 23, 2021

Whack a Craig

To smoke weed, whether in public or with your m8s

Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much

Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate

by DoritoDoS April 19, 2018

Old Craig

Some one who is entirely way too old to be hanging out with teenagers. The middle aged guy that lives in your friends basement who you routinely employee to purchase you alcohol and as a "thank you" you let him hang around.

I can't believe Mark is still hanging out with those high school kids , what an Old Craig!

by edimusxero July 15, 2016

Craig Jones

World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…

Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*

by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021

payton craig

One who is EXPLOSIVE.

Dang, that kid was payton craig

by G_Money1 March 4, 2016