dead craig

the under the bed champion

king of quiplash

in-joke to the stars

"I swear to fuck if every fucking answer in this quiplash is dead craig I'm going to lose my shit."

by alive craig February 19, 2022

Daniel Craig

The hottest Bond. This guy is such a DILF - so buff and beautiful! All the girls want him, and all the guys wish they could have him too. The greatest Bond, and one of the greatest men to ever walk the Earth.

Examples:
A: "Did you see Daniel Craig in Casino Royale?"
B: "Oh yeah baby, he was so hot, I had 8 jizzles over that film!"

by DanielCraigLoverGayEdition June 5, 2022

Craig Jones

World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
The list goes on…

Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*

by Hallelujah Money June 29, 2021

Whack a Craig

To smoke weed, whether in public or with your m8s

Person 1:Hey dude wus poppin?
Person 2:Not much

Person 1:Wanna whack a craig after school?
Person 2: oh hell yeah lets whack a fat mega craig mate

by DoritoDoS April 19, 2018

Old Craig

Some one who is entirely way too old to be hanging out with teenagers. The middle aged guy that lives in your friends basement who you routinely employee to purchase you alcohol and as a "thank you" you let him hang around.

I can't believe Mark is still hanging out with those high school kids , what an Old Craig!

by edimusxero July 15, 2016

Craig Ricks

A Craig Ricks is a dick head who goes ⚔️Dungeon Diving with his destiny twats who try and raid a server when there all asleep

Don’t be a Craig Ricks it’s worse than Hitler

by Kholl December 12, 2019

craig's flow

A legendary hairstyle that is slicked back. In addition it has the tendency to entice attractive women.

Mike Nini has horrible "craig's flow" and should cut it.

by ND's Muslim February 18, 2014