The idiotic made up term someone uses to describe their self when in truth, they are just too conceited to admit that they are incapable of loving another, so they give up and dignify their loneliness by "deciding" to remain alone.
That idiot, Emma Watson, loves herself so much, there's no room for anyone else in her heart but herself. She's self coupling...with...well...herself...(her and her partner must burn through dildos like a normal couple goes through condoms!)
by Lonesentry December 6, 2019
Get the self couplingmug. Kateina and Chase
by lil Gardenhose February 10, 2019
Get the couple goalsmug. 1)A couple who sits in a disgusting shaddy place every day of the year and makes out in public in a disgustingly gushy way. Commonly at school tennis courts. Both people are usually extremely ugly and don't seem like ANYONE should ever kiss them.
2)A couple who would fake sick from school to have sex and most commonly follows first definition.
2)A couple who would fake sick from school to have sex and most commonly follows first definition.
by mwahaha's accomplice March 25, 2005
Get the Tennis Court Couplemug. A white couple that are dominanted and in a sexual realshion ship with a black man with a large penis.
No they aren't swingers but they are a black owned couple. / He's not gay but he and his wife love black cock .
by Pitbullguy85 November 3, 2022
Get the Black Owned Couplemug. Instead of the normal 2, a Jersey couple is defined as 3 of anything; a phrase coined by Boston area band Lamp Attack.
by instrumentalist July 18, 2010
Get the Jersey couplemug. On May 13th, you let your girlfriend, boyfriend, dog, cat, goldfish etc. how much you care about them, and how happy you are to be with them
Girl: Do you know when National Couples Day is?
Boy: Its on May 13th
Girl: thank you so much
Boy: No problem
Boy: Its on May 13th
Girl: thank you so much
Boy: No problem
by Lightskin.baby2145 May 12, 2019
Get the National Couples Daymug. person 1: did u see them over there?? she is sooo tall and he is sooo short.
person 2: yeah its like a Kip and LaFonda Couple. they dont really go together.
person 2: yeah its like a Kip and LaFonda Couple. they dont really go together.
by LoveMuffin86 September 27, 2010
Get the Kip and LaFonda Couplemug.