Common

Shorthand for "Common Law Wife" or "Common Law Husband"

My second common was a total bitch. She drove me into bankruptcy dragging me into family court over and over again before disappearing with my kid.

by u1fhednar January 17, 2021

Dutch common sense

A misplaced arrogance that you can handle any crisis, just because you're good at building dikes.

Translates to "Hollandse nuchterheid."

"Good thing we Dutch have the Dutch common sense, or else we'd have to learn from other countries' experiences!"

by Morty297 October 14, 2020

Use common sense

A way more polite way to say: "hey dumbass, read the fuck up." but of course those be some no-no words. So the former, more professional way is used.

Pete kindly, as much as possible, told Joel to use common sense, instead of unkindly saying: "holy fucking christ, read a book, you moron."

by MartianSupremacist August 7, 2024

Common Sense

Widespread, socially acceptable lies. It is used mainly by older people to insult people they disagree with.

"Too many illegal immigrants? Deport them all. Too many gang problems? Go buy a gun and shoot at them. Bad economy? Just cut the food stamp and all those welfare bulls***. That's just common sense."

"Climate changes all the time. I don't know why common sense is no longer common anymore."

by MuskLovesDog0020 March 3, 2025

Common sense

Something that Precious doesn't have

Precious: I know I no too get common sense
Me: it's not even too get sense. You no get at all

by Li freaking Shen June 2, 2020

common hopper

The common fart but with a little bit more umph and pop. A nice round sound from the anus

Oh wow man! Did you hear that common hopper i just ripped?! It's gonna be a stanker

by McGaynus McGraysiffer October 15, 2015

common goblet

A central vessel in the middle of a table in which participants decant some a share of their alcoholic beverages during a drinking game. Said vessel must be drunk as a forfeit for being the worst player at the end of the game.

“Hey Sam! You’re the worst player! Drink from the common goblet, bitch!”

by Dr Robotico July 17, 2020