commercide

When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.

The store committed commercide when it gave me that error message... I just left and bought someplace else.

by William Agush October 30, 2006

Stephen Colberted

The "r" is silent. This is recieving a sexual act while at a desk or podium while speaking to an audience. May include a blowjob, getting eaten out, or if you are creative enough a blumpkin.

Stacy was getting Stephen Colberted while giving her validictorian speech at her High School.

by Werty is Willing May 29, 2010

steven colbert

Extremely good-looking and well-dressed talk-show host with a knack for always being right. He's a pro-republican and self-proclaimed African American. a.k.a.'s: "the man", "Mr. America", and soon-to-be "Mr. President".

Cory: hey nick, let's watch the the Colbert Report.

Nick: sure. let's watch the Daily Show with Jon Stuart until then.

Cory: who's Jon Stuart?

Nick: that Jewish democrat guy.

Cory: oh.... well, is he as handsome or as funny as Steven Colbert?

Nick: no.

Cory: alright.

by Cory Lowery June 30, 2007

Colbert

The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.

Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.

by Canadian Strong February 5, 2010

corn cobber

the act of eating ur corn in the vertical direction as if u were succing penis.

" greg is a corn cobber from wat ive seen".

by chris medeiros August 26, 2007

Comer

comer1 (Kohm-Er)
-Noun
1. The worst type of female in existance.
2. Known for doing the stupid Soulja Boy dance.
3. A slang term originated in Ireland for the tallest human being on earth.

1. Man, my woman dumped me, shes such a comer!
2. YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU suck at the soulja boy dance, comer.
3. My god, its a bird, its a plane, its, a giant woman! Shes such a comer!

by Rick Barba December 10, 2007

Comere, yooou!

what you say when you mean business
like when someone is about to get their ass kicked byaach

A: Hey, uh, nice weather isn't it?
B: Comere, yooou!
A: Oh, Shit! (runs off)
B: (chasing) Come back here! OOH, I'LL KICK SOME ASS, TONIGHT!

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004