Colorguard

Usually fat chicks who can't make the cheerleading squad. In general, they're the bands cheerleaders. Lucky them. They wear tight uniforms that makes their fat jiggle.

Yay let's spend our halftime watching girls twirl things while the band plays. i just love colorguard.

by ShannonNaomi October 27, 2011

colorguard

1. A group of stupid-ass girls who think they're a part of something because they can twirl a flag, but in reality, the band kids make fun of them, what does that say?

Hey, look at the stupid colorguard girls.

by Claire3333 March 13, 2009

Erie, Colorado

A small town in Colorado full special needs and retarded kids. Everyone looks homeless and musty.

Lets go to Erie, Colorado to look at the special needs homeless people.

by 00Jay001 August 16, 2011

Colorado Football Party

when a bunch of us guys, take some rookie right...and then coach throws us a killer party and supplies us with really hot bitches....and then, shit dude, c'mon, haha, you know!! ALLRIGHT!!

hey, lets take rookie to a colorado football party. CU, ALL THE WAY!!

by Retroit July 11, 2004

Colorguard

A.K.A THE WHORE CORE

girls that didnt make the cheerleading squad or dance team

who is that girl oh thats natalie she is in colorguard ohhhh you mean shes in the whore core

by PEEWEE MONTES October 15, 2005

colorguard

Colorguard is a group of fat bitches, and usually a gay dude who twirl around flags at football games in front of the marching band. These fat asses weren't good at playing an instrument in the band, so they joined the guard. What's sad is that they all think it's a real sport. If color guard is a sport, then taking a shit is a sport too. Nobody likes listening to the band or watching thses uglies throwing around flags. High schools around the country can improve their budget by cutting this "sport."

Guy 1 at football game: "DUUUUDE did you see how ugly the colorguard girls are?"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did. Seeing them makes me want to be dead."

by Stylez Pness June 16, 2008

Colorado College

A small school in Colorado Springs that claims to be the Harvard of the west, but really is not. The girls are horrible looking and even that is an understatement. The party scene is terrible. No one has school spirit because there is no reason to have any because the sports are awful. The block system makes it impossible to transfer because no other private institution believes that it is creditable. Everyone pretends to care about the environment, but will not take public transportation anywhere. The guys are all into bro rape. The girls never shave past their ankles, and the guys are into that. Kids at UCCS have more common sense than the morons here. It's the worst.

Colorado College is The Cunt of Colorado.

by Jason McWilliams October 31, 2008