The biggest pile of shit you will will ever see. It is so garbage that even the cookie monster will loose his appetite and stop eating cookies whenever he hears COD Vanguard. And whenever he hears COD Vanguard Zombies, Mr Cookie Monster would throw all of his consumed cookies from his past into the bin.
"Bro, your breath stinks more than COD Vanguard."
"No fucking way dude, nothing stinks more than that shit."
"You're god-damn right. Then it stinks more than COD WW2".
"Fuck you".
"No fucking way dude, nothing stinks more than that shit."
"You're god-damn right. Then it stinks more than COD WW2".
"Fuck you".
by PPurpler April 18, 2022
The act of crying like a fucking baby for days and days and days because you lost a game of Call of Duty and can not just accept it and move on with your fucking life.
You get quick scoped in Call of Duty so you go into cod-enial and send that person a message bitching and crying
by Antwana April 18, 2014
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by Cod nugget expert June 20, 2021
Your cod virginity (aka call of duty virginity) is when you first play with someone who’s never played call of duty before and *this mostly happens with girls*
Jacob: “ yo I took Emma’s Cod virginity the other day”
Ryan: “ how’d it feel?”
Jacob: “ like playing call of duty with an absolute trashbag but it’s like you can’t be mad at them”
Ryan: “ how’d it feel?”
Jacob: “ like playing call of duty with an absolute trashbag but it’s like you can’t be mad at them”
by MiffedEmu June 11, 2020
'Call of Duty timing'; when you're holding an angle in COD waiting for someone to come, and they don't, but as soon as you decide to stop holding the angle, they come seemingly immediately.
**Watching a doorway for a player to come in**
**Player never comes**
**Decides to move up since the coast is clear**
**Player shows up right as you start moving, killing you immediately**
You: Damn, that was perfect COD timing.
**Player never comes**
**Decides to move up since the coast is clear**
**Player shows up right as you start moving, killing you immediately**
You: Damn, that was perfect COD timing.
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023