Cooking the dog

Furiously masturbating.

John: "Dude, what are you doing?"

Furious masturbator: "Cooking the dog bro."

by Lao_Tzu January 23, 2015

Cockdingus

A person that acts stupid, foolish or dumb in a way that it's excessively annoying to those people around him/her. He/She is essentially an annoying dingus.

"Steve is a real cockdingus. It's getting really annoying!"

by Christbi2 September 23, 2017

cooking banana

Also known as Plantain. One of the main staple foods of the world, cultivated in many places of Africa and some parts of South America. Contains large amounts of starch and sugar, their leaves are often used as dishes too, because you don't need to wash them after the meal.

Cooking banana can also be mixed with sugar, vinegar and spices to make a banana ketchup.

by 32121 April 21, 2018

Couking

The act of cooking a meal whilst being cucked by a significant other, for it to qualify the meal must be finished before the intercourse otherwise this is just a bizarre and frankly messed up situation in which a depraved man bumbles through his life with no sense of direction or purpose. Sad.

Janino: Dave from next door is coming round later, Jeraldo wants to do that Couking stuff again.

Orlando: Oooh yum! Food always tastes better when it is forged from self depreciation and an unwillingness to accept the touch and affection of another human being!
Janino: Uh.. yeah. I guess.

by Epic Chef May 26, 2018

CockinKnockin

Slang for homosexual rubbing of penises.

Homo dude 1: Hey, we should go CockinKnockin tonight!
Homo dude 2 : I would love that!

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Cocknig

When a person has excessive pride in sucking cock and their skin tends to be dark toned.

You righteous fucking cocknig.

by Matiasv May 6, 2019

coocking

See cocking.

- Yesterday evening I have been coocking in the kitchen.

- You mean, you have been cooking?
- No, I have been cocking my gf...
-Dude! Not in our kitchen!

by Wamantha March 9, 2020