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Contempted

That 1 in a trillion feeling after a mosquito sucks your eye for some bizarre reason. You feel utterly confused and cannot even formulate words.
Man got contempted, look at him. He tried to put a table on his food.
by Luke O'Niggley III October 2, 2022
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Contemporary Dance

An avant garde style of dance that evolved from Modern dance but can be anything and everything. Often involved floorwork. But not always.

In the words of David Rose "It's a general store, but it's also a very specific store. It's also not just a store, it's like a place where people can come and get coffee or drinks, but it's not a coffee shop, nor is it a bar. Yeah, it's an environment. And yes, we will be selling things, but it's more like a branded immersive experience."
I saw a contemporary dance show and it was amazing but I had no idea what was going on... the whole time.
by Margotf April 5, 2023
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content nap

when you go on your phone and mindlessly scroll tiktok so hard that you fall into a hypnotic, unconscious, dream-like state similar to daydreaming
adam: "why hasn't benjamin joined the call back yet?"
cooper: "he's probably taking a content nap"
benjamin: *content napping*
by josephissleepy June 17, 2023
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Contequences

A word meaning consequences made by shahd's friends to gaslight her
The contequences of her actions
by 249moe October 18, 2023
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Fifi Contest

A contest usually hosted by drag queens, featuring actual female contestants who WISH they could be as glamorous as drag queens.
My girlfriend entered a Fifi Contest last week and wound up looking like a played out Liza Minelli on testosterone.
by ChrisPCritter November 20, 2010
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Double Contessa

1. A secret organization that plans to have the Illuminati take down the government, only so it can seize control from it.
2. The most useless card combo in the card game Coup, unless you know how to use it.
James: I dropped my pencil!
Lance: The Double Contessa is after you1
by TurtleMaster217 November 20, 2014
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cringy content

A youtuber that makes "good videos" *cough cough* Durv

Colin the colon stealer:did you see fun family pg cleans new video?

Chester the molester:fuck off Colin I'm watching bad baby in pampers sing song-Jonny Jonny yes papa you fuckin' nonce
To imply you want to chug a gallon of egg juice and set urself on fire cringy content is the definition of a fucking nonce
by Kidkiller_keith June 3, 2018
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